BEEP BEEP
© Words & Music by Donald Claps & Carl Cicchetti / From the Dennis Warner Album “Beep Beep”

While riding in my Cadillac, what to my surprise.
A little Nash Rambler was following me - about one third my size.
The guy must've wanted to pass me up as he kept on tooting his horn. (Beep! Beep!)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.

            CHORUS:     Beep beep. (Beep! Beep!)  Beep beep. (Beep! Beep!)
                                    His horn went beep beep beep. (Beep! Beep!)

I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake.
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind, he still had on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts as he kept on tooting his horn. (Beep! Beep!)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.

            CHORUS

My car went into passing gear and we took off with gust.
Soon we were doing ninety - Must've left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car, I couldn't believe my eyes:
The little Nash Rambler was right behind -I think that guy could fly.

            CHORUS

Now we're doing a hundred and ten -this certainly was a race.
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy, would be a big disgrace.
The guy must've wanted to pass me up as he kept on tooting his horn.
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.

            CHORUS

Now we're doing a hundred and twenty - as fast as I can go.
The Rambler pulled alongside of me as if we were going slow.
The fellow rolled down his window and yelled for me to hear,
"Hey, Buddy, how can I get this car out of second gear!"

(Beep! Beep!)  (Beep! Beep!)  (Beep! Beep!)